Dow closed at 7600 something and oil is UNDER $50/bbl.

<3 when people decide to de-friend you from every possible site EVER. Makes one feel like they were the subject of an enema.

http://www.destructoid.com/touch-my-warp-whistle-twisted-advert-on-craigslist-is-wow-93855.phtml

That's comedy gold right there.

Seriously!

That's right up there with http://www.mlcsmith.com/humor/cybersex/

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